A friend, Harry, loved dogs, especially a favorite, “Whiskers” who always went everywhere with him. Once Harry had to go to a nearby
town on some business. He wrote to a hotel asking if he could bring his dog
with him. The reply was:
Dear Sir:
By all means bring your dog Whiskers along. Dogs rate high
in this hotel. Never have I had to eject an unruly dog in the middle of the
night. Never has a dog gotten drunk and messed my furniture. I have never had a
dog go to sleep and set the mattress on fire with a lighted cigarette. Never
has a dog made drinking-glass rings on my dressers. I have never yet found a
towel or an ashtray in a dog’s suitcase. So bring your dog along.
P.S. You can come, too, if the dog will vouch for you.